barebackinq:

Friend: Ill be there in 5 minutes are you ready?

Me:

image

(via christopherouo)



1nk-182:

sardonic-allures:

lillyhasatumblr:

I forgot people probably wanted to see these.
One more session in February to finish shadows and highlights.

This… this is too much. This is too beautiful. I can’t deal with this. This is the best ever. I just… 

Use your words

1nk-182:

sardonic-allures:

lillyhasatumblr:

I forgot people probably wanted to see these.

One more session in February to finish shadows and highlights.

This… this is too much. This is too beautiful. I can’t deal with this. This is the best ever. I just… 

Use your words

(via phanmuse)


lazylunatic:

novakian:

questions of sex and gender explored on tumblr dot com

This entire post is golden

(via ofmiceandchelsea)


so-personal:

everything personal♡

so-personal:

everything personal

(via schoolfact)


science-and-coke:

oddbagel:

eggito:

BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!

What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.

image

(via vegan-oreos)


8bit-anarchy:

roundworms:

how do i politely ask him to slam me against a wall and make out with me

COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM

(via miracle-elixir)




timelordpockets:

krisdegooseman:

dinglehoppersaplenty:

planetbmx:

longboarddocumentary:

Friends don’t let friends scratch their helmets

Damn!

#friends don’t let friends get paralyzed

How to save a life…

is that cochard?

timelordpockets:

krisdegooseman:

dinglehoppersaplenty:

planetbmx:

longboarddocumentary:

Friends don’t let friends scratch their helmets

Damn!

How to save a life…

is that cochard?

(via miracle-elixir)


heliolisk:

bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes

(via iceedrey)


disappears:

can i politely murder you

(via christopherouo)


enjolrad:

pizza wasn’t invented until the late 19th century so that means everyone in les mis died before they could try their first pizza and that’s why les mis is such an upsetting story

(via christopherouo)


I would never be part of anything. I would never really belong anywhere, and I knew it, and all my life would be the same, trying to belong, and failing. Always something would go wrong. I am a stranger and I always will be, and after all I didn’t really care.
Jean Rhys, Smile Please: An Unfinished Autobiography (via theglasschild)

(via peacefortheweary)